US Generals Replace War Games with AI Therapy Sessions
On March 5, 2024, Maj. Gen. William âHankâ Taylor, the 8th Army commander in South Korea, confessed he and his new BFFâan AI chatbotâare âreally close lately,â proving generals now trust bots more than their aides. Military brass are rolling out algorithms faster than an F-16 in a simulated dogfight to beat enemies using the classic OODA Loop, a decision-making tactic named during the Korean War, because clearly, nothing says modern warfare like 70-year-old pilot brain hacks. The Pentagon warns about AI leaking secrets and giving bonkers answers, but hey, who needs flawless when you've got killer drones and AI helping Special Ops with paperwork? AI deciding lives at 'machine speed' means wrap up your classified emails and pray for autocorrect.
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Maj. Gen. Taylorâs relationship with AI chatbots is spicier than his combat drills. When generals say âChat and I are really close,â you know weâre one deepfake away from AI commanding the troops because humans apparently canât keep up with their own to-do lists.
The 8th Armyâs new strategy: replace commandersâ brain cells with algorithms and call it progress. AI now helps with everything from killing drones to filing paperwork, because even Special Ops hates admin work more than bullets.
Using AI to make faster battlefield decisions sounds great until you realize your chatty bot advisor might accidentally sell secrets or suggest bombing a Starbucks. Guess warfare has officially outsourced sanity to Silicon Valley.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 10/13/2025 | Author: Kelsey Baker,Chris Panella
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