Congress Debates Gaza Occupation Like It’s A DMV Line
Congress is throwing shade on Israel's plan to occupy Gaza City, calling it a 'logistical nightmare' and 'tactically questionable.' Rep. Tim Burchett wants to know who’ll actually run Gaza, implying no one’s handing out a manual. Rep. Brad Schneider warned it might 'further unite much of the world against Israel,' basically turning enemy fans into groupies. Meanwhile, Israel's IDF is prepping for months of governance with about 1 million displaced civilians – it’s less 'liberation' and more 'parents PTA meet war edition.' Even Trump is sitting this circus out, famously splitting with Netanyahu over famine claims.
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Congress arguing over who runs Gaza like it’s a hostile game of musical chairs, while one million civilians just get asked to step outside for months. Someone grab the popcorn; politics never got this messy since the last family BBQ.
Israel planning to run Gaza and distribute aid? Sounds like letting your ex babysit your kid—sure, what could possibly go wrong?
Calling Gaza 'occupied' sounds less like a military plan and more like a bad Airbnb review: ‘Hostile, messy, 1M displaced guests, avoid if possible.’
Source: Axios | Published: 8/8/2025 | Author: Andrew Solender
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