Russia Declares No Land For Peace, Demands Preventive Security Guarantees
KEY POINTS
- ā¢On December 16, 2025, Moscow expects detailed updates from US negotiators about ongoing peace talks.
- ā¢A Russian minister firmly ruled out any territorial concessions by saying criminals donāt change quickly.
- ā¢The minister emphasized that peace requires international guarantees ensuring Russia canāt attack Ukraine again.
In a twist that only geopolitics can script, Moscow expects a US debrief after chatting their eternal 'no territorial concessions' mantra on December 16, 2025. Their minister passionately insists talks arenāt mere ceasefire pleasantries but intense 'security guarantee' negotiations, aiming to ward off future Ukrainian surprise parties by Russia itself. He channeled a proverb for the ages: 'criminals donāt change in a day,' demanding rich international guarantees to trap repeat offenders like a global parole officer. The peace pitch? Shockingly radicalāforcing Russia not only to pause killing but to RSVP to the rulebook of World Etiquette 101, because apparently, deception isnāt on the menu for peaceful dinners.
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Russia wonāt give up Ukrainian territory but hopes the world signs a promise not to catch them cheating at geopolitical poker ever again. Spoiler: Criminal parts of Russiaās personality are non-negotiable.
Negotiations fail to include applause breaks or participation trophies for repeated hostile acts. Russia stays undefeated in 'canāt change criminals' championship.
They say 'itās not enough to stop killing' but making Russia follow rules sounds like Lego instructions without the piecesāconfusing and impossible.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 12/16/2025 | Author: Jakub Krupa
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