Eufy’s $499 Robo-Mop Conquers Fake Dog Poop, Still No Friends
Forget Halloween parties—the real horror is post-festive cleanup, but fear not: Eufy’s X10 Pro Omni is here to do the dirty work for just $499.99 (down from a grotesque $799.99, hooray coupons!). This robo-sponge-mop hybrid channels the spirit of future laziness with 1kg downward brush pressure, capable of scrubbing dried stains like a tiny, tireless janitor. It’s smarter than your pet avoiding fake dog turds with AI obstacle avoidance, vacuums like a midrange beast (8,000Pa suction), and even parks itself for self-emptying, self-refilling, and drying mop pads—because apparently, robots have better hygiene routines than half of us. Available on Amazon, Eufy.com (WS24T2351 for the insiders), and Walmart (for the naïve at $549.99). We’re all terrible drivers of our own lives, might as well outsource vacuuming.
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If your robot vacuum can dodge fake dog poop and still charge $499, it’s officially more reliable than most humans you know. It cleans, refills its tank, and dries itself—meanwhile, I can’t even keep a houseplant alive.
Eufy’s robo-mop takes 'cleaning up your act' literally, scrubbing away dried stains with 1kg downward pressure like it’s auditioning for a hardcore workout video. Meanwhile, I’m still procrastinating laundry day.
For $499.99 this vacuum will dodge wires, fend off fake dog poop, and basically be your most responsible roommate ever. It even dries its own mop pads—can your teen do that?
Source: Theverge | Published: 10/24/2025 | Author: Sheena Vasani
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