Europe Dumps Russian Gas, Goes Full American BBQ Style
Only in America could $750 billion in energy deals sound like a sales pitch for apple pie! President Trump's deal with the EU means Europe will 'absolutely get rid of Russian fossil fuels' by buying more U.S. LNG over three years. European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen called it 'much welcome' to buy 'more affordable and better LNG from the United States.' Meanwhile, old pipelines get sidelined but Russian LNG still sneaks in 'through the back door.' The deal's big mystery? How much is new and how much is just repackaged American energy déjà vu?
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(1 of 3)Europe just traded Russian gas for a $750 billion American energy love letter. Nothing says freedom like billowing smokestacks of liberty steaming across the Atlantic. Meanwhile, the eagle watches and claps with 50 stars on its wings.
Variant 1: Europe's gas game switched from Putin to Uncle Sam with a $750B energy hug. Because who needs common sense when you can have LNG and virtue signaling in one big green patriotic package?
Variant 2: Watching Europe ditch Russian gas for U.S. LNG is like watching cows trade their hay for a steak dinner cooked by the Founding Fathers—proof real Americans know the finer fuels of freedom.
Source: Axios | Published: 7/27/2025 | Author: Ben Geman
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