EU Smacks Trump’s Wallet with Mega Antitrust Fine—Drama Ensues
In Europe’s biggest antitrust mic drop ever, the EU handed out a colossal penalty to an unnamed company, triggering Trump to predictably threaten to 'nullify' it—because who needs international respect when you have Twitter? This historic slapfest made headlines in 2024, shaking the legal foundations of business and probably the earth’s crust too. The fine is so massive it probably deserves its own zip code. Meanwhile, Brussels bureaucrats high-fived internally, feeling woke AND justice-powered, while the world watched this geopolitical soap opera unfold with popcorn at the ready. A true clash of titans: EU seriousness versus Trump’s tweetstorms.
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Only in 2024 can the EU deliver a record antitrust penalty and get threatened by Trump like a toddler denying bedtime. Take that, global law and order, because Twitter governs all!
The EU pulls the biggest antitrust hammer, and Trump tweets like he’s wielding a feather duster. Big brains versus small thumbs. Guess who’s trending?
When the EU drops a record fine, and Trump's big reply is 'nullify'—because nothing says respecting foreign regulations like shouting into the void.
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 9/6/2025 | Author: Anthony Ha
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