Trumpâs âTawdryâ Doodle Drama: Signature or Sketchy Signature?
In a plot twist that sounds like a budget adult film script, Democrats on the House Oversight Committee revealed a âtawdryâ drawing reportedly bearing President Trumpâs signatureâdespite Trumpâs epic denial that it existed. This isnât just a casual scribble; sources imply itâs the kind of NSFW art you might find doodled when someoneâs bored during endless hearings, except this time with presidential flair. The denials work like a bad magicianâs disappearing act: Trump says 'no,' committee says 'yes,' and the public onlookers wonder if this comes with a collectorâs edition dossier or just a lifetime supply of conspiracy theories.
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Trump swears he didnât sign a sketchy doodle, but Democrats say otherwise. Somewhere, a misuse-of-presidential-ink crime scene is trying to recover from the theatrics.
If denying a tawdry drawing was an Olympic sport, Trump would already have gold, silver, and bronze while everyone else argues over participation trophies.
Look, presidents sign lots of things, but who knew impeachment hearings would come with hidden art classes and mystery autographs?
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/8/2025 | Author: Jason Breslow
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