Trump's Epstein Email Roast: Dirty, Demented & Denied!
KEY POINTS
- •Four months after blocking the release of Epstein files, Trump faced scrutiny from newly disclosed emails.
- •These emails revealed unflattering descriptions of Trump by Epstein, sparking conversations on Capitol Hill.
- •Despite White House lobbying, the GOP is pressured to vote for releasing investigative records Trump wants hidden.
Four months ago, Donald Trump slammed the door on Jeffrey Epstein files—now suddenly spilling thousands of emails exposing Trump as 'dirty,' 'demented,' and 'borderline insane,' all compliments from Epstein himself. Released by the House Oversight Committee, these juicy digital love notes have Congress in chaos, despite GOP lobbying from the White House. Trump’s new favorite label? 'The Epstein Hoax,' because branding a sex trafficker scandal a hoax sounds totally normal. He sued the Wall Street Journal over a recent teasing birthday poem from 2003 he claims he didn’t write — obviously the work of a less demented ghostwriter. Meanwhile, the MAGA base clutching their conspiracy pearls awaits full file release, but Senate Republicans holding 53 seats say nope. Classic Trump: sign a shutdown-end law at 10:25 pm, chuckle with GOP lawmaker squad, then ghost the Epstein email Qs — hustle the press out like it’s a Halloween party they didn’t RSVP to.
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Trump’s Epstein emails roast himself harder than any Twitter troll. From 'dirty' to 'f**king crazy,' if Trump Tower had a roast night, Epstein owned the mic. Now he files lawsuits like it’s a hobby but calls it the 'Epstein Hoax' because denial is the best scandal strategy.
Trump’s reaction to Epstein emails is like a toddler caught with their hand in the cookie jar, then suing the jar for slander and calling the cookies fake news.
Watching Trump call the Epstein files a hoax is like seeing your drunk uncle deny he danced on tables last night—except this uncle might run a country.
Source: Axios | Published: 11/13/2025 | Author: Marc Caputo
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