Trump's Epstein Email Roast: Dirty, Demented & Denied!
Four months ago, Donald Trump slammed the door on Jeffrey Epstein filesânow suddenly spilling thousands of emails exposing Trump as 'dirty,' 'demented,' and 'borderline insane,' all compliments from Epstein himself. Released by the House Oversight Committee, these juicy digital love notes have Congress in chaos, despite GOP lobbying from the White House. Trumpâs new favorite label? 'The Epstein Hoax,' because branding a sex trafficker scandal a hoax sounds totally normal. He sued the Wall Street Journal over a recent teasing birthday poem from 2003 he claims he didnât write â obviously the work of a less demented ghostwriter. Meanwhile, the MAGA base clutching their conspiracy pearls awaits full file release, but Senate Republicans holding 53 seats say nope. Classic Trump: sign a shutdown-end law at 10:25 pm, chuckle with GOP lawmaker squad, then ghost the Epstein email Qs â hustle the press out like itâs a Halloween party they didnât RSVP to.
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Trumpâs Epstein emails roast himself harder than any Twitter troll. From 'dirty' to 'f**king crazy,' if Trump Tower had a roast night, Epstein owned the mic. Now he files lawsuits like itâs a hobby but calls it the 'Epstein Hoax' because denial is the best scandal strategy.
Trumpâs reaction to Epstein emails is like a toddler caught with their hand in the cookie jar, then suing the jar for slander and calling the cookies fake news.
Watching Trump call the Epstein files a hoax is like seeing your drunk uncle deny he danced on tables last nightâexcept this uncle might run a country.
Source: Axios | Published: 11/13/2025 | Author: Marc Caputo
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