Ghislaine Gets 'Limited' Immunity, Unlimited Drama Ensues
In a shocking turn of events, Ghislaine Maxwell received 'limited' immunity from the DOJ, but only if she tells the truth—because what else is a child sex trafficker going to do? Over nine hours and 100 people questioned, her lawyer boasted 'She didn’t hold anything back.' Meanwhile, Trump's busy suing the Wall Street Journal over a bawdy birthday letter while casually admitting he 'hadn’t thought' about pardoning her, but hey, he’s 'allowed to do it.' The saga grows, as bipartisan calls demand more documents, and the DOJ mysteriously stays silent.
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When your immunity deal rests on honesty from a convicted sex trafficker and the Prez hasn’t even ruled out a pardon, you know America’s true reality show just hit peak ratings.
Variant 1: "Ghislaine’s immunity is like a participation trophy for truth-telling: Congrats! You might say the truth. Big deal."
Variant 2: "This situation is like a reality TV reunion where every star sued the producer and everyone's still shocked at the plot twists."
Source: Axios | Published: 7/26/2025 | Author: Zachary Basu
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