Buy Burnt Beach Lots: Malibu’s New Fireproof Investment!
Malibu’s beachfront properties took a fiery makeover, with oceanfront lots now selling for millions despite the ashes. As realtor Josh Flagg puts it, 'They’re not making any more beachfront properties.' Sure, home insurance is a headache and the risk literally smokes everyone out, but hey, 'the lifestyle and outdoor living in the area outweigh the risks.' At least now buyers have the ‘exciting’ chance to build from scratch on charred paradise—in all its smoky, insured-optional glory!
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When Malibu’s hottest new listing is a bonfire site for $2.7M, you know real estate’s just playing hard to get. Who needs a house when beachfront ashes come with free ocean views? #SmokinHotMarket
Who needs bricks and mortar when you can own Malibu’s exclusive ‘fire-scarred’ real estate? Because nothing says luxury like rebuilding your dream on crispy foundations!
Malibu realtors: selling scorched earth with ocean views since 2025. Betting on fire to keep those prices ‘lit’—because wildfires are just nature’s version of redecorating!
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 8/3/2025 | Author: Lauren Edmonds
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