Buy Burnt Beach Lots: Malibuās New Fireproof Investment!
Malibuās beachfront properties took a fiery makeover, with oceanfront lots now selling for millions despite the ashes. As realtor Josh Flagg puts it, 'Theyāre not making any more beachfront properties.' Sure, home insurance is a headache and the risk literally smokes everyone out, but hey, 'the lifestyle and outdoor living in the area outweigh the risks.' At least now buyers have the āexcitingā chance to build from scratch on charred paradiseāin all its smoky, insured-optional glory!
Share the Story
When Malibuās hottest new listing is a bonfire site for $2.7M, you know real estateās just playing hard to get. Who needs a house when beachfront ashes come with free ocean views? #SmokinHotMarket
Who needs bricks and mortar when you can own Malibuās exclusive āfire-scarredā real estate? Because nothing says luxury like rebuilding your dream on crispy foundations!
Malibu realtors: selling scorched earth with ocean views since 2025. Betting on fire to keep those prices ālitāābecause wildfires are just natureās version of redecorating!
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 8/3/2025 | Author: Lauren Edmonds
More Articles in Business
Salesforce AI Flops, Google Car-Dwellers & Senior Homebuyers Take Over
KPMGās 450K Sq.Ft NYC HQ: Employee Feedback or Round Table Cult?
Rivian CEOās $4.6B Stock Option: Billionaire or Billion Procrastinator?
DoorDash Execs Fail at Delivery, Beta-Test Their Own Chaos
Parenting & Two Jobs: Health Writer Floors Architectural Chaos!
