Emerald Fennell Turns Wuthering Heights Into Twilight-ish Drama
In a dazzling twist nobody saw coming, Emerald Fennell, director of the famously 'dark, brooding' Wuthering Heights, declared on a foggy Thursday in London that her upcoming movie is absolutely a 'faithful adaptation of Twilight.' Fans of gothic literature, brace yourselves! Fennell promises that the classic Heathcliff-Cathy saga will now feature vampires, teenage angst, and endless glowering, assuring skeptics, 'You’re going to love it.' The Onion broke the news, making us wonder if the moors will become misty baseball fields or angst-filled forests. Who needs Emily Brontë’s beloved novel when you can have Edward Cullen brooding for 2 hours straight?
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Emerald Fennell’s Wuthering Heights remake is basically Twilight in disguise, because what’s better than goth classics + teen vampire romance? Next up: Romeo and Juliet as a sci-fi robot love story.
Because when you think Wuthering Heights, you obviously think Edward vs. Jacob moor version. Classic lit fans are having trust issues about this 'faithful' remix.
Emerald Fennell says her new Wuthering Heights adaptation is basically Twilight. So get ready for moonlit murders and vampire angst on the Yorkshire moors!
Source: Theonion | Published: 9/11/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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