Elonās Grokipedia Crashes Faster Than His Nazi Salute Excuses
Elon Muskās newborn encyclopedia, 'Grokipedia,' powered by xAIās Grok, went live Monday with a jaw-dropping 900,000 articles ā and promptly crashed into the digital abyss like Tesla on Ludicrous mode. Shortly after launch, the site became Blockedpedia as x.ai reps cryptically blamed 'Legacy Media Lies,' proving their PR strategy is as advanced as dial-up internet. Muskās own page boasts a 'Recognition and Long-Term Vision' section hyped with safeguarding human consciousness and colonizing Mars, wheeling out a red-carpet for sci-fi fans and conspiracy theorists alike. Former President Bidenās entry was dunked on for 'severe empirical setbacks,' because if Grokipedia is conservative Wikipedia, itās like Wikipedia went to a MAGA rally. Meanwhile, Jimmy Wales politely reminded Musk that yes, he did Nazi salute twice and it was accurately noted ā a subtle dig thicker than a Neuralink implant.
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Elonās Grokipedia crashed faster than his excuses for flashing a Nazi salute. Launch with almost a million entries, bombed out like a NASA test fire ā clearly making sure the 'Legacy Media Lies' about him had no competition online.
Grokipedia sums up best as Wikipedia after it binged on Red Bull and MAGA tweets ā 900,000 entries ready to wreck your brain and then immediately ghost you.
Launching a conservative wiki that crashes instantly is peak Musk: Big dreams, questionable internet hardware, and denial louder than a Twitter reply storm.
Source: Axios | Published: 10/28/2025 | Author: Julianna Bragg
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