Elon's Lawyer Chairs $200M Dogecoin Doghouse Treasury
Nebraska's CleanCore Solutions just unleashed a $175,000,420 crypto bonanza, crowning Elon Musk's legal guru Alex Spiro as board chairman to steward the world's 'only official' Dogecoin treasury. Apparently, DOGE – famously muzzled with a 30.6% drop this year but still cherished by Musk fans – is now CleanCore's primary treasury asset. The deal roped in 80+ enlightened investors like MOZAYYX and FalconX, aiming to build real utility 'while honoring the community.' Spiro, aka Musk's tough-as-nails fixer who also defended Alec Baldwin and Jay-Z's rap battles, is morphing from courtroom warrior into meme coin czar. Shares tanked 52.9% after announcement but hey, they're still 152.2% up this year thanks to funky sales spikes. That's Wall Street meets Doge memes in a cringe-powered soap opera!
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When your lawyer moonlights as Dogecoin treasury chairman, you know crypto desperate times call for some sensational legal-crypto mashup madness worthy of a Netflix docudrama nobody asked for.
Only in 2025 do you see a $175 million Dogecoin stash managed by a guy whose other clients include rap stars, mayors, and hapless actors. Talk about multitasking for maximum chaos!
Elon picks Spiro, the guy who fights defamation and human dramas, to head an official Dogecoin treasury that promptly crashes shares by 53%. That’s how you put the ‘fail’ in ‘risky innovation.’
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 9/3/2025 | Author: Natalie Musumeci,Jennifer Sor
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