Apple vs Musk: When Thumbs Aren't Enough, Use Whole Bodies
Elon Musk is throwing legal hands like he's in a cage match against Apple over App Store rankings. He claims Apple 'didn't just put their thumb on the scale, they put their whole body!' Musk's xAI app Grok lurks at number five while ChatGPT rules the charts. Apple insists their App Store is 'designed to be fair and free of bias,' which is rich coming from a company famous for turning apps into 30% cash cows. Not to be outplayed, OpenAI's Sam Altman fired back accusing Musk of manipulating X for personal gain. Drama hotter than a GPU in July!
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Elon suing Apple over App Store favoritism? Plot twist: itās like watching a billionaire midlife crisis but with more lawsuit emojis. Spoiler: Appleās still the king, Muskās just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.
Musk throwing shade at Apple for bias is like a fire blaming a lamp for the blackout.
Apple puts 'whole body' on scale but Muskās still complaining because his app's not #1? Sweetie, itās like trying to win a marathon in clown shoes.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 8/13/2025 | Author: Kwan Wei Kevin Tan
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