Elon Musk to Stardom: Walking Samsung Like a Boss
Elon Musk just turned 'founder mode' into a full-body cardio plan, promising to 'walk the line personally to accelerate the pace of progress' at Samsung's Texas chip plant ā which, by the way, is 'convenient' because itās just miles from his house. After a $16.5 billion deal, Teslaās new AI6 chips will be born in Taylor, Texas, with Elon allegedly supervising every nanoscale move. As Musk seals the deal with a hands-on approach, Samsung's stock shot up 6.8%, proving that sometimes, walking the line means walking straight to Wall Street.
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Not Elon Musk casually deciding to 'walk the line personally' at a $16.5B Samsung chip plant like he's just heading to the corner store. Broās out here putting mastermind in 'founder mode' while the rest of us are struggling to find a matching sock. This is sending me.
Variant 1: Elon āsleeping on factory floorsā Musk now 'walking the line' like Chipotleās security guard on shift. Maybe next week heāll start personally folding the Tesla car doors. Founder mode or just can't say no to free steps?
Variant 2: This has the same energy as if Mr. Beast showed up at a chicken nugget factory to 'personally ensure quality' but still orders the smallest combo. Samsung's got big chips, Elonās got even bigger ego.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 7/28/2025 | Author: Henry Chandonnet
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