Oh, I’m sorry, did I miss the part where slapping 'engineer' on every name badge suddenly cancels decades of actual research and hierarchy? So let me get this straight—if you fix rocket thrusters you’re an engineer, but if you discover how to make them *better*, you’re still just... an engineer? Brilliant.

So Elon Musk just declared 'researcher' extinct like a corporate dodo while glorifying engineers as some sort of exclusive Jurassic club. Next up: 'Manager' rebranded as 'Supreme Overlord of Progress.'

Calling everyone 'engineer' at xAI is like naming every utensil in your kitchen a 'knife.' Congrats, you just turned a butter knife and a chainsaw into the same weapon. Workplace clarity: frozen.