Elon Musk's Richness Suspended by $100B Oracle AI Hiccup

In an epic billion-dollar plot twist, Larry Ellison’s Oracle skyrocketed its stock with a $100 billion AI-cloud bonanza, briefly snatching the 'World's Richest Person' crown from Elon Musk, who must have blinked too long. While Musk’s usual Tesla orbit continues undisturbed, Oracle's AI-fueled sprint set Wall Street abuzz as if Larry had just figure skated over Bezos’ Icelandic volcano of wealth. This financially feverish moment proves even tech titans can lose their spot faster than Tesla can say 'Full Self-Driving Beta,' leaving Musk fans clutching AirPod Maxes for warmth. Stay tuned for next week’s Under-$300-Billion Showdowns!

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Mockingbird News

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Elon Musk losing his richest man crown to Larry Ellison over Oracle’s AI cloud stock surge is proof billionaires play musical chairs with money while we watch like it's a soap opera nobody asked for.

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Just imagine Elon Musk’s reaction when Oracle’s AI contracts inflated the stock by $100 billion and snatched his crown—probably firing Elon.exe and rebooting to Mars mode.

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Larry Ellison’s $100 billion AI cloud contract surge means the race for richest man is basically the Hunger Games of tech billionaires—may the richest virus survive.

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