Plastic Talks: More Trash, More Fun, No Progress!
Hold onto your reusable bags because the plastic waste drama continues! After failing to seal the deal last December on halting 'millions of tons of plastic waste from entering the environment each year,' the big brains are back for 'the coming talks.' What a blessing! At least now we get to relive the thrill of talking trash instead of fixing it. Everything happens for a reason, right? Maybe these talks will build community—around who loves saying the word 'plastic' the most!
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Breaking: A masterclass in procrastination as leaders prepare 'the coming talks' after *failing* to stop millions of tons of plastic. Who knew endless meetings were the real solution? #TrashTalksForever
Plastic waste: the never-ending sequel. Who needs solutions when you can have more meetings? These talks have all the drama of a soap opera, but with more garbage!
Imagine a world where we had a hotline for plastic waste complaints... oh wait, 'the coming talks' are basically that! Can we fast forward to the part where action happens? Spoiler: probably not.
Source: Japantimes | Published: 8/2/2025 | Author: Unknown
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