Canadian Report Uses Fake Sources, Honestly Took 18 Months To Fail
In a truly spectacular case of government red-tape meets improv comedy, Canadian experts discovered a government reportācompiled over an epic 18-month sagaāthat relied on fake sources. Yes, real paper, real desk, but sources from the land of unicorns. The report, allegedly filled with facts and data, was actually propped up by a cocktail of phantom citations, making one wonder if the Ghostbusters were consulted. This masterpiece of misinformation has Canadian officials scratching heads and experts facepalming so hard the impact was near seismic. It's like spending a year and a half baking a cake with imaginary flourābold innovation or just bureaucratic hilarity?
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Canadaās government spent 18 months on a report so fact-free even fiction laughed at it. At this point, fake news should pay rent.
Only in Canada can you find an 18-month research saga built on make-believe sources. Next up: unicorns audit their findings.
An 18-month report made headline news for featuring foil hats over facts. Meanwhile, somewhere a trust falls with reality got triggered.
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 9/12/2025 | Author: Benj Edwards
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