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Winter Declares New Year’s War on Northeast, Demands 3 Feet of Snow ASAP

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  • A surge of Arctic air invaded the eastern two-thirds of the U.S. starting New Year's Eve, sparking severe weather.
  • Governor Kathy Hochul declared a statewide emergency in New York as lake-effect snow dumped up to 3+ feet south of Buffalo.
  • An Alberta clipper intensified conditions while cold winds forced freeze warnings into central Florida through early Wednesday.

New Year’s Eve in the U.S. won’t just be about champagne and questionable resolutions — it’ll feature a 'surge' of Arctic air, officially invading two-thirds of the country like a frostbitten sleepover guest you never invited. New York’s Kathy Hochul had no choice but to declare a statewide snowpocalypse emergency as lake-effect snow machines near Buffalo ramp the party up to 3+ feet of snow (‘locally,’ because why not turn Syracuse and Erie into ice sculptures next?). The National Weather Service’s Alberta clipper, basically a hyped-up snow ninja, arrived Tuesday night adding fresh misery while blustery winds threaten to chill central Florida, because the chill hates boundaries. Meanwhile, the Midwest still mourns a bomb cyclone-induced blizzard that dumped so much snow it probably looks like a giant’s spilled powdered sugar bowl. If you planned on travel or fun, it’s safe to say Mother Nature RSVP’d with 'hell no.'

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Source: Axios | Published: 12/31/2025 | Author: Rebecca Falconer