Climate Model Starves: Green Tech Gets Hunger Games Funding Cut
The world’s top climate model, famous for predicting Earth’s impending doom with Milky Way precision, now faces the existential crisis of losing funding. The very machine that calculates how fast we’re frying is being starved of cash — ironic, since it cost millions and has outlived several Hollywood sequels. No official names or dates emerged, but imagine the irony: the tech designed to save us is getting cut while coal still gets a birthday party. Climate nerds worldwide stare at spreadsheets wondering if this means their apocalypse predictions will go carbon-zero overnight.
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Nothing says ‘future of earth’ like cutting funds to the last guy telling you the planet’s on fire. It’s like removing the smoke alarm because it’s too loud. Genius climate modeling meets government budget comedy gold.
We have a high-tech crystal ball warning us about extinction, yet it’s losing support faster than a TikTok craze. Climate science funding: proving denial’s more contagious than the virus itself.
Cutting the funding of climate models is humanity’s way of saying ‘we prefer honest lies over uncomfortable truths.’ Apparently, ignorance doesn’t cost a dime, but saving the planet sure spits out a pricey bill.
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 8/31/2025 | Author: Sarah Scoles, Undark Magazine
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