3LWorldTour: Rapperâs GPS Set To U.S., Canada, Europe, UK - Literally Everywhere
This mystery rapper, whose name apparently didnât make it past the PR intern, announced the 3LWorldTour with stops in the United States, Canada, Europe, and the United Kingdomâbasically covering every continent not named Antarctica or Atlantis. The tour title sounds like a tech startup, but it's actually a globe-trotting party parade in 4 geopolitical hotspots as if Monopolyâs world edition got a violent remix. No dates, dollar amounts, or venue revelations were leaked, fueling speculation if fan tickets will be priced in Monopoly money or heartfelt hugs. Fans are putting on their confusion hats and waiting for details, probably from the rapperâs very woke social media team that loves intersectional hashtags.
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When your tour's so inclusive it covers every major western continent but skips literally every other one, we see you getting that premium worldwide activist cardio, one flight at a time.
So this 3LWorldTour hits everywhere from the USA to UK but forgets South America because apparently, diversity stops at the ocean.
Rapperâs 3LWorldTour covering U.S., Canada, Europe, UK: Because nothing screams cultural unity like skipping literally every non-Western country.
Source: Pitchfork | Published: 9/2/2025 | Author: Matthew Strauss
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