Rehab Industry: Helping You Cool Fail Faster Than Ever
In 'Rehab: An American Scandal,' Shoshana Walter pulls back the curtain on a substance treatment industry so broken, it might as well be handing out 'Get Worse Fast' coupons. According to Walter, the industry's giant system 'keeps failing many people desperate for help,' turning what should be a lifeline into a revolving door of disappointment and dashed hopes. Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss the part where rehab became a business model optimized for chaos instead of cures?
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So let me get this straight: the rehab industry, designed to save lives, is more like a slow-motion crash test dummy. Itâs like hiring a fox to guard the henhouse and then wondering why everyoneâs eating dinner raw.
Rehab's business plan: take folks desperate for hope, add bureaucracy, sprinkle with neglect, and voilĂ ! A perfectly broken system nobody needed in the first place.
Claiming rehab saves lives when it fails so often is like saying a firefighter sets houses on fire to test their gear. Spoiler: Nobody wants that hero.
Source: Themarshallproject | Published: 8/14/2025 | Author: Shoshana Walter
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