How To Win Female Approval: Baggy Jeans, Matcha & A Labubu
Welcome to 2025's Performative Male Olympics, where serious contenders sport high-waisted, light-wash jorts so loose they could house a family of squirrels. Armed with artisanal iced matcha lattes from Japan (because normal coffee is so last decade), these denim-clad warriors tote feminist literature like badges of intellectual virtue. Bonus points if you clip a toothy Labubu plush doll—straight out of China's Pop Mart factory—to your belt loop with a carabiner, signaling you've successfully offended no one and still look adorable. Wired headphones complete the kit, because going wireless is for normies. Singapore even hosted a performative male party where sanitary pads flew like confetti and cries to 'stop period cramps' filled the air. Surely Emily Post's ghost wept. Amanda Massi, luxury stylist, calls this meme-worthy trend a 'fascinating intersection of identity'—or as we call it, 'hipster bingo.'
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Baggy jeans that could double as tents, matcha lattes clutched like sacred texts, and plush dolls hooked to belts: the performative male’s guide to impressing women without actually saying a word. Congrats on drowning in irony, fellas.
If carrying feminist books and burning sage won't get you dates, don't worry—throw in a Labubu doll and oversized jeans. Performance art or desperate pant-wearing? The line blurs.
Matcha rave in Singapore? Sanitary pads tossed mid-slogans? Somewhere Emily Post is scheduling an intervention, but these grown men chasing 'performative male' street cred just doubled down.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 9/9/2025 | Author: Aditi Bharade
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