Ex-President Plays Rebel Sponsor, UN Packs Up Nigeria Snacks
In an epic blend of drama and humanitarian mix-ups, former DRC president Joseph Kabila is now on trial for 'treason,' accused of backing the M23 rebels in the country’s turbulent east. Meanwhile, the UN World Food Programme cheerfully announced it will suspend aid operations in Nigeria starting next month — talk about funding rollercoasters! And what a heartwarming finale: a young Senegalese herder just wrapped up a five-year transhumance journey across several countries, proving 'everything happens for a reason' by turning a livestock saga into a cross-border odyssey.
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(1 of 3)If Joseph Kabila's trial doesn't scream "plot twist," IDK what does. UN suspending aid in Nigeria? At least now people can practice innovative hunger management! And one herder's five-year vacation is the real MVP here. #WinningAtChaos
Joseph Kabila backing rebels? That’s like your GPS suddenly telling you to ‘take a left into treason alley’. Bold move, Joe, bold move.
The UN cutting aid in Nigeria is basically like a toddler refusing to share snacks—everyone’s upset but SOMEONE’s gotta grow up!
Source: France24 | Published: 7/25/2025 | Author: Clarisse FORTUNÉ
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