Startups Crash TechCrunch Party, Investors Fear FOMO
For two whole decades, TechCrunch Disrupt has been the ultimate playground where startups meet their first investors, form game-changing partnerships, and spark those magical ideas that launch them to stardom. As the article gleefully notes, startups come 'to meet their first investors, land their biggest partnerships, and spark the idea that takes them to the next level.' What a blessing for entrepreneurs overwhelmed by the thrilling stress of pitching and networking! Everything happens for a reason — without this event, how else would founders get their caffeine-fueled breakthroughs?
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TechCrunch Disrupt: where startups awkwardly network, investors chase FOMO, and everyone pretends to understand blockchain for 20 years straight. At least now they have a tradition!
20 years of startup roulette at TechCrunch Disrupt: because what’s better than pitching your dreams to strangers who look like caffeine zombies?
Startups and investors at TechCrunch Disrupt are like awkward Tinder dates but with more PowerPoints and less swiping. Swipe right on chaos!
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 8/8/2025 | Author: TechCrunch Events
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