Justice Department Discovers Epstein Files Are Like That Never-Ending Netflix Series
KEY POINTS
- •On December 24, 2025, the DOJ announced finding over a million new documents related to Jeffrey Epstein.
- •This discovery came just one day after officials said roughly 700,000 documents remained, promising completion in a week.
- •The documents were turned over by the Southern District of New York and FBI, with DOJ lawyers now working to comply with transparency and judicial orders.
On Christmas Eve 2025—because why unwrap gifts when you can unwrap scandal?—the DOJ dropped a bomb: over a million NEW Jeffrey Epstein-related documents have surfaced from the Southern District of New York and FBI archives. Just a day earlier, officials promised only 700,000 docs left and a wrap-up within a week, proving that DOJ’s math is as reliable as a rickety roller coaster. Claiming 'lawsyers are working around the clock' means someone’s night shifts look like proto-Marathon binge sessions, wrestling with redactions to protect victims while the rest of us wonder if the Epstein saga is actually infinite. You gotta admire how this serial document droppin' challenges holiday traditions—and the patience of anyone expecting a 2025 resolution.
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When the DOJ says 'we're almost done,' but then finds a million more Epstein files, it’s the real-life ‘how many pages in a book’ challenge no one asked for.
Epstein docs outpace streaming subscriptions; someone just turned DOJ redacting into Olympic sport.
DOJ’s Epstein file count keeps growing faster than my unread emails—at least emails don’t come with sex-trafficking lawsuits.
Source: Axios | Published: 12/24/2025 | Author: Alex Fitzpatrick
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