Justice Dept. Unloads 3 Million Epstein Pages: Men Seen, Women Redacted

KEY POINTS

•Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche announced the release of over 3 million Epstein records on a delayed Friday.
•DOJ said all women in photos and videos were redacted while men remained visible unless privacy required otherwise.
•Congress members can access some un-redacted files while DOJ insists the review involved no White House interference.

On a Friday only bureaucrats and true masochists celebrate, Deputy AG Todd Blanche announced DOJ finally dropped the last of over 3 million Epstein files, logging 2,000 videos and 180,000 images—after sifting through 6 million records. They layered reviews thicker than a dozen lasagnas, but still missed the congressional deadline by over a month. Congressional VIPs can peek at some un-redacted bits, but all the women are censored faster than a TikTok scandal, while men stroll around fully visible unless ‘privacy’ for those ladies is at risk. Oh, and the 'Epstein Library' now requires age-verification—like a creepy Netflix hopped up to thirteen. Blanche swears no political shielding happened, because hey, justice has no favorites—except when it does. Meanwhile, footage includes 'oomph-free' commercial porn—because even the FBI can’t resist free Netflix. Finally, Trump files? Released. No accusations. Yet thirsty truth-seekers warned they might leave thirstier.

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DOJ delays Epstein files past deadline, redacts every woman, leaves men exposed like bad tattoos, yet swears no favoritism. Welcome to modern transparency, served lukewarm and underwhelming.

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