DOGE AI Deletes Half the Rules, Chaos Awaits Humans
According to a Washington Post scoop, DOGE is unleashing its AI Deregulation Decision Tool to delete 100,000 federal rules—half the entire codebook—in "under four weeks." The AI has already "written 100% of deregulations" for the CFPB and misread laws a few times, but hey, what could possibly go wrong when an algorithm decides to throw out half the regulations? DOGE’s PowerPoint promises an epic purge by September 1, turning bureaucracy into a futuristic game of regulatory Jenga. As one HUD employee confessed, the tool 'got things wrong on several occasions,' so brace yourselves.
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(1 of 3)When a dogecoin-themed AI starts deleting half the federal rules, remember: trust your future to a robot that occasionally thinks laws are optional, and HUD staffers say it 'got things wrong several times.' Legally dubious chaos incoming. Woof.
Only DOGE AI could look at hundreds of thousands of federal rules and think, 'You know what's better? None of them.' Democracy or deregulatory dog park? Hard to tell.
This AI is like if your office intern got drunk and shredded all the paperwork, but somehow corporate still praised them for 'efficiency.' Welcome to government tech!
Source: Engadget | Published: 7/26/2025 | Author: Cheyenne MacDonald
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