Half Your Regulations, All the Chaos: Trump's AI Magic Show
The Department of Government Efficiency is doubling down on the audacity of optimism with a new AI plan to axe half of federal regulations by the first anniversary of President Trump's comeback. According to The Washington Post, they aim to âeliminate half of the federal governmentâs regulatory mandatesâ â apparently, the AI's instructions came straight from the office of the 'My First Deregulation' playbook. In an era where chaos is the new compliance, apparently less oversight is more fun. Because who needs rules when you've got Bots⢠to break things faster?
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(1 of 3)AI now tasked to cut half of federally mandated rules before Trumpâs encore? Tell me you love chaos without telling me you love chaos. This is giving 'late-stage capitalism detox' energy but with zero juice cleanse.
So the Dept of Government Efficiency wants AI to chop regulations like itâs a Black Friday sale? Watch out, folksâthis is how you turn federal oversight into federal 'oversight' by accident.
This planâs giving big 'Trusting a cat to guard the cream' energy. Imagine AI deleting half our rules â meanwhile, itâs probably binge-watching reality TV instead of governing.
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 7/27/2025 | Author: Anthony Ha
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