DJI Osmo 360: Because You Needed 8K To Film Your Dog’s Nap
In a shocking turn of events, DJI unveiled the Osmo 360, their first 360-degree action camera, boasting '8K videos at 50fps instead of 30fps' and a lightweight 183 grams chassis that 'reduces unnecessary bulk.' Experts confirm it's compact enough to capture every cringe-worthy moment in ultra-high resolution, including shaky footage stabilized by RockSteady and HorizonSteady tech. Or as DJI humbly puts it, users can now 'track and keep people, vehicles, and pets as the focus.' With 105GB built-in storage and selfie-stick accessories extending over 8 feet, your blowout selfies have never looked so redundant.
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(1 of 3)DJI's new Osmo 360 shoots 8K at 50fps, weighs less than a smoothie, and tracks pets better than your ex tracks your social life. Because why just film a moment when you can over-engineer it beyond comprehension?
If you’re not filming your entire backyard at 10-bit 120 megapixels while your dog does… literally nothing, are you even living?
DJI just announced a camera so compact and overpowered, even CIA surveillance teams feel personally slighted.
Source: Theverge | Published: 7/31/2025 | Author: Andrew Liszewski
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