October 2025 Called: Your Dates Just RSVP'd Late
North America and Europe are apparently practicing the art of patience, with dates starting in October and awkwardly dragging all the way into early 2026. The mysterious event, intriguingly timed across "North America and Europe," keeps us all guessing like a slow-loading webpage in an era demanding instant gratification. Honestly, if 'Mark Your Calendars' was a sport, this would be the marathon no one asked for. Imagine telling your friends: 'Hey, my plans start in October 2025 and spill into next year!' Riveting stuff, folks.
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When your dates span October into 2026, even time itself is ghosting like a bad Tinder match. Stay tuned for middle-of-nowhere RSVP updates no one wanted but all will pretend to track.
October to 2026? This schedule’s got more stretch than my jeans after Thanksgiving. At least the calendar's getting its cardio!
Only in North America and Europe do dates run longer than a weekend Netflix binge. Commitment issues? Just ask their schedules.
Source: Pitchfork | Published: 8/18/2025 | Author: Jazz Monroe
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