Trump’s Greenland Ghost Squad Trigger Denmark Drama
In a plot twist that sounds suspiciously like a rejected Netflix thriller, Denmark’s foreign minister felt compelled to summon America’s top diplomat after their national broadcaster dropped the bombshell: at least three individuals tied to none other than President Donald Trump were quietly waging covert influence ops in Greenland. That’s right, Greenland—a massive icy chunk of earth rarely mentioned outside winter vacation brochures—was the secret chessboard for political intrigue. The shadowy Trump affiliates, doing their best espionage impression, tried to cozy up to Greenland’s affairs, frightening or fascinating Danish officials enough to dial for serious talks. Who knew? The silent tundra was suddenly hotter than a Washington scandal cake!
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Only in 2024 do you find Trump’s crew sneaking around Greenland like it’s the ultimate cold war hotspot. Denmark’s foreign minister probably just wanted a relaxed afternoon, but nope, espionage iced the party.
When your covert ops portfolio includes messing with Greenland, you might just be that 3AM call Denmark didn’t want.
Greenland: the only place Trump’s whispers get amplified so loudly Denmark demands a pow-wow. Cold politics, colder reception.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/28/2025 | Author: The Associated Press
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