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Chuck and Hakeem’s 2026 Master Plan: Make Affordability a Taxing Topic

Chuck and Hakeem’s 2026 Master Plan: Make Affordability a Taxing Topic
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KEY POINTS

  • Schumer and Jeffries met in December 2025 to sharpen their 2026 campaign talking points around affordability issues.
  • Schumer instructed Senate members to focus efforts on lowering health care, housing, food, and energy costs with dedicated working groups.
  • Trump eliminated certain tariffs last month but dismissed Democrat concerns as a 'con job,' while Democrats sought unity after a contentious March funding fight.

In a miraculous display of synchronized schmoozing, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer and House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries—both proudly waving the New York flag—have been plotting since February 2025 to make the 2026 election a giant affordability finger-pointing contest. Eleven months before the Big Day, they dialed up their closed-door huddle to push lawmakers to lower health care, housing, food, and energy costs with special working groups. Meanwhile, Trump waved goodbye to tariffs on coffee, tea, and beef last month yet called affordability a 'con job.' Their budget dance in March included Schumer teaming with Republicans to dodge a shutdown (enraging House Democrats), leading to an awkward Sunday 'honest conversation.' In summary: it’s less ‘Make America Affordable’ and more ‘Make Endless Strategy Sessions Great Again.’

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Source: Axios | Published: 12/5/2025 | Author: Stephen Neukam