House Democrats Drop Creepy Undated Epstein Nude Nabokov Doodles
KEY POINTS
- â˘House Democrats released undated, captionless photos from Jeffrey Epstein's estate on a Thursday in December 2025.
- â˘The images include Lolita quotes written on women's bodies and unexpected appearances of Bill Gates and Noam Chomsky.
- â˘These photos arrive as the Justice Department faces a deadline for releasing files related to the Epstein case.
On a Thursday that felt like a Netflix true-crime premiere, Democrats on the House oversight committee unleashed an oddball batch of photos from the infamous Jeffrey Epstein estate â the guy whoâs worse than that weird uncle nobody talks about. The images are undated, uncaptioned, and cover everything from cryptic Vladimir Nabokov Lolita quotes scrawled across womenâs bodies (because that screams evidence, right?) to candid snaps of Bill Gates and Noam Chomsky apparently photobombing the scandal. The Justice Department's deadline to reveal Epstein-related files looms like a bad plot twist, but these snapshots provide all the context of a toddlerâs fridge art exhibit.
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Only in 2025 can a sex offender's estate photos include timelines about Nabokov body art and Bill Gates unbothered chilling next to Noam Chomsky with zero context. This isnât an investigation, itâs a surrealist art exhibit of bad decisions.
Epstein estate photos act like that one group chat where no one texts but everyone knows illicit stuff went down, and also, Bill Gates is awkwardly invited?
Undated Epstein body art with Nabokov quotes sounds like the worst tattoo idea ever but hey, at least it makes FBI paperwork more gripping.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 12/18/2025 | Author: Anna Betts
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