House Panel Releases Epstein Island Pics, Because Beaches Needed More Drama
KEY POINTS
- ā¢Democrats released new photos of Jeffrey Epsteinās Little Saint James island on December 3, 2025, to boost transparency.
- ā¢The images include unsettling objects like a dental chair and a chalkboard-filled room, exposing disturbing details of Epsteinās estate.
- ā¢Republican Oversight members accused Democrats of cherry-picking information, emphasizing ongoing reviews of 5,000 subpoenaed documents from banks.
- ā¢The House Oversight Committee has already disclosed more than 65,000 pages during their investigation, promising more in the near future.
On December 3, 2025, Democrats on the House Oversight Committee unleashed a shocking photo spree of Jeffrey Epstein's U.S. Virgin Islands lair, Little Saint James, courtesy of the Virgin Islands Department of Justice. The images reveal everything from 'no trespassing' signs that scream 'stay out unless you're in a very dark cult' to rooms featuring a dental chair thatās more terrifying than your last dentist visit, chalkboards that might have once hosted sinister lessons, and bedrooms & bathrooms that put a haunted hotel to shame. Committee star Robert Garcia (D-Calif.) promised relentless justice for survivors while Republicans snarked about 'selective' info releases, cherry-picking docs from J.P. Morgan, Deutsche Bank, and 5,000 mystery files. Meanwhile, over 65,000 pages of already scandalous paperwork loom like a white whale of bureaucratic horror. Popcorn, anyone?
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Nothing says transparency like a creepy dental chair and chalkboards on Epsteinās island. Democrats dropping exposĆ©s like itās the next Netflix true crime binge. Republicans meanwhile act shocked they didnāt get a spoiler alert on cherry-picked files.
If Epsteinās yacht had a Yelp review, itād say 'Five stars if you like cult vibes with your beach getaway.' These photos deliver the ambiance perfectly.
House Oversight just gave us interior decorating tips from hell. Pro tip: Do NOT copy the dental chair aesthetic.
Source: Axios | Published: 12/3/2025 | Author: Andrew Solender
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