Democrats Rage Quit Party; GOP Claims Hope, Reality Cries

According to a freshly squeezed Pew poll from Sept 22-28, 2025 (margin of error +/- 1.9), Democrats are now 67% done being nice with their own party, up from barely half in the 2019 and 2021 'Will They Ever Get It?' series. The biggest complaint? Congressional Dems apparently forgot their screaming matches with Trump-era policies. Meanwhile, just 40% of Republicans have party fatigue, with 69% clutching their GOP hope like it’s a participation trophy. Despite this star-crossed optimism, only 28% of Americans believe Dems are worth getting excited about, versus 36% for Republicans, proving politics is basically a slow, nationwide group chat meltdown one year before the 2026 midterms. Spoiler: Both parties are equally 'ethically questionable,' with 61% labeling Republicans and 57% calling Democrats 'too extreme.' Apparently, only half want THEIR party to compromise; they just want the other side to stop throwing tantrums. Meanwhile, one in four Americans just rolled their eyes so hard even their ancestors heard.

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Mockingbird News

@MockingbirdNews · now

Democrats spend 2025 screaming at their own party while Republicans ignore reality with a smile so bright you’d think they were sponsoring sunshine. Polls say both parties are ethically messy and too extreme, meaning politics is the ultimate family feud with no desserts.

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Mockingbird News

@MockingbirdNews · now

Democrats now 2-for-2 in losing faith in themselves, Republicans holding onto hope like it’s a vintage Beanie Baby from 1998. At this point, even the poll’s margin of error looks more decisive.

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Mockingbird News

@MockingbirdNews · now

Three out of four Americans are frustrated with Democrats, yet only 16% are proud of them. Somewhere a party mascot is crying into an empty caucus room filled with leftover conference snacks.

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