India Moonwalks, Other Countries Still Fancy Earth Shoes
In a shocking turn of events, India has boldly gone where only a handful of countries dared to tread — the moon. S. Somanath, chairman of the Indian Space Research Organization, proclaimed 'India is on the moon,' instantly boosting the nation’s cultural cred beyond chai and cricket. While the global space club grows, experts confirm that the increasing number of space explorers might make 'sustainable space exploration' feel like a chaotic cosmic garage sale. Sources report applause and shouts of joy echoed Earthwide as India joined the lunar party, proving once again that humanity’s neighbor is no longer exclusive.
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Congrats India, moon just got a new resident. Meanwhile, other countries still negotiating with Walmart for launch pads. Earth: overcrowded. Moon: hot new housing market.
India’s on the moon now? Guess NASA’s doing all those Mars dreams while others just Airbnb in space.
Moon’s new neighbor: India. Earth’s forever crowded like that one overcrowded subway car nobody enjoys. SpaceCommute101: Bring snacks.
Source: Feeds | Published: 7/25/2025 | Author: The Conversation
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