RFK Jr. Ghosts mRNA Research Like Last Tinder Date
In the riveting new episode of STATus Report, health secretary RFK Jr. gave us front-row seats to his magic act: 'canceling contracts on mRNA vaccine research.' Why? Because sometimes even science needs a plot twist. As documented, he cited specific reasons for the cancellations, reminding us all that when government meets cutting-edge tech, itâs never just about the scienceâitâs about the drama. "Canceling contracts on mRNA vaccine research" might as well be the latest Netflix drop, but with fewer explosions and more paperwork.
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RFK Jr. canceled mRNA research contracts like it was an unwanted gym membership. Spoiler: science wasnât the only thing getting a cold shoulder.
Plot twist: RFK Jr. treats mRNA vaccine contracts like my New Yearâs resolutionsâstarts boldly, cancels halfway through.
Watching RFK Jr. cancel mRNA deals is like watching someone ghost their science homeworkâawkward for everyone involved.
Source: Statnews | Published: 8/13/2025 | Author: Alex Hogan and Anil Oza
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