Missile Debris Interrupts Oracle’s Dubai Wi-Fi, No Word on Server Lag
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- •On Saturday, missile debris struck Oracle’s building in Dubai Internet City, causing damage but no injuries.
- •Iran’s Revolutionary Guard warned US companies to avoid their offices amid ongoing conflict starting February 28.
- •Dell responded by advising remote work and cancelling Middle East travel until mid-April for employee safety.
On a delightful Saturday, Oracle’s offices in Dubai Internet City got up close and personal with falling missile debris—because what’s a tech campus without a little explosive pop-up? Dubai officials downplayed the drama calling it a 'minor incident' that miraculously caused zero injuries but probably a lot of stunned googling. Iran’s Revolutionary Guard had earlier warned US companies like Oracle and Dell to ghost their offices for safety's sake. Dell was so spooked it ordered remote work and canceled travel till mid-April. Amazon found its cloud facilities similarly bullet-battered in March, proving even clouds aren’t immune to war’s fallout. President Trump, ever the optimist, demands Iran clears the Strait of Hormuz by April 6 or else—because laying siege to shipping lanes is the new 'deadline pressure.' Meanwhile, Oracle might now consider adding missile interception insurance to its tech blueprint.
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(1 of 3)Oracle’s Dubai office got hit by missile debris, proving once again tech support isn’t just about rebooting servers but dodging war leftovers. Isn’t working from home just safer for everyone now?
Iran warns US firms while missile bits RSVP for Oracle’s Dubai rooftop party. Spoiler: no one actually wanted them.
Missile debris crashing Oracle’s office like a bad software update nobody asked for, and twice as dangerous.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 4/4/2026 | Author: Tristan Anthony
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