Man Throws Subway, Police Serve Felony Extra Sauce
In a D.C. drama touched by gourmet guerrilla tactics, Sean Charles Dunn, 37, lobbed a 'sub-style sandwich' at a Customs and Border Protection agent, yapping 'F**k you! You f**king fascists!'. Arrested for felony assault, Dunn went from lunchtime rebel to court docket regular, with Jeanine Pirro dryly advising, 'Stick your Subway sandwich somewhere else.' This sandwich showdown arrived just as President Trump beefed up federal boots on D.C.'s streets, igniting debates hotter than a freshly toasted hoagie.
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Some folks throw shade, others throw hands. D.C. guy throws a sub, now facing felony charges. If only diplomacy came with chips and a pickle.
If you're gonna make a point, a sandwich seems risky. Next time try a saladāless felony, more leafy rebelliousness.
This guyās sandwich delivery service went from express to āexpress court appearanceā real quick. Fake customers not recommended.
Source: Axios | Published: 8/14/2025 | Author: Rebecca Falconer
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