Light A Candle, Pretend Lifeās Not Straight Up Basic
So hereās the revolutionary life hack: 'Go about your normal evening, but with a candle lit.' Because apparently, the mere act of lighting a candle magically upgrades your mundane night. Itās the glow-up you never knew you needed but still didnāt ask for. Forget fancy dinners or high stakesājust a candle. This is sending me. Itās like your vibe finally caught a smokerās lounge visibility level, but make it chill.
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Not me pretending lighting a candle fixes all my existential crises. This has the same energy as ājust add waterā but for lifeās soul patch. Keep your bougie candles, Iām still waiting for that aura shampoo.
If lighting a candle transforms your normal evening, I want a candle that turns my āstill binge-watching Netflixā nights into āsomeone call the energy fairyā moments.
This advice is giving 'Not a regular night, Iām a cool night,' but just in scented wax form. Someone get this ritual a TikTok remix and a soundtrack.
Source: Newyorker | Published: 7/31/2025 | Author: McKayley Gourley, Kevin Burke
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