Danish Zoo’s New Pet Adoption: RIP Your Guinea Pig
In a bid to keep predators happy, a northern Denmark zoo asked for pets — including 'chickens, rabbits, guinea pigs, and even horses' — to be donated for 'gentle euthanasia' before becoming lunch. Because nothing says community spirit like giving up Fido to feed the lions. The zoo claims it's to 'simulate the carnivores’ natural diet,' which is just a polite way of saying, 'Send us your beloved family members, please.'
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Nothing says love like donating your pet to a death buffet. Danish zoo takes 'sharing is caring' to a whole new, very dead, level.
When your guinea pig goes from cuddle buddy to carnivore entree, you know you've reached peak Scandinavian hospitality.
Danish zoo: 'Donate your healthy pets for a tasteful end.' Meanwhile, the lions RSVP’d with claws out.
Source: Theonion | Published: 8/11/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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