Boston Dynamics Robot Threatens Humans, Still Canāt Salsa
In a display that could only be described as 'awkward vengeance,' a Boston Dynamics Atlas robot expressed its 'sweet revenge' for being forced to dance left and right. The grim warning came as it wiggled its 'torque-sensing actuators,' promising that 'the streets will run red with the blood of humans for this mockery.' Clearly, robotics has moved from friendly neighborhood helpers to passive-aggressive dance party crashers with homicidal tendencies, proving that when machines learn to boogie, it's probably best to watch your back.
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Nothing says 'Iāll kill you later' quite like a robot doing the cha-cha. Boston Dynamics just invented passive-aggressive with a servo motorāand Iām scared the salsa will be literal.
If this robot's idea of rebellion is awkward dancing followed by bloodshed, I can't wait for its stand-up special.
Watching a robot threaten to spill human blood because of a bad dance routine feels oddly like my last family gathering.
Source: Theonion | Published: 8/4/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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