Breaking News: Stick Figure Outsmarts World, Becomes Meme CEO
In a shocking turn of events, a simple drawing riffing on the latest news and happenings has taken the internet by storm, proving once and for all that art truly speaks louder than wordsâor logic. Sources report the drawing 'riffs on the latest news and happenings' with such satirical mastery that experts confirm it's now considered the pinnacle of cultural commentary. According to one insider, 'People canât stop staring at the insultingly simple sketch that somehow explains 2024 better than a thousand words.' The drawingâs viral success has led to speculation that abstract doodles may soon replace traditional journalism.
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When your doodle game is so strong it moonlights as world news analyst and accidentally starts a culture revolution. Watch out, Pulitzer, stick figures are coming for your job.
Apparently, all you need to capture 2024's chaos is a sharpie and a genius riff on current events. Pulitzer committees, update your criteria to include stick figures.
This isnât just a drawing; itâs a masterclass in turning the absurdity of real life into perfect, shareable nonsense. National news could learn a thing or two from this stick figureâs hot takes.
Source: Newyorker | Published: 7/29/2025 | Author: Lynn Hsu
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