Deputy Deletes Disqualifications; Badge or Game Over?
Deputy Kasey Loudermilk, apparently auditioning for 'How to Get Fired 101,' omitted the lovely little detail about other police departments tossing him like expired milk from his application. This charming omission, spotted only in his personnel file, means Kasey pulled the classic cop version of 'ignore all previous rejections and hope no one checks.' While exact departments and dates remain behind a veil worthy of a spy flick, the storyline pretty much screams 'bad resume hack.' Or maybe Kasey just thought honesty was optional like a speed bump on a cop car chase.
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When your job application was apparently a choose-your-own-truth adventure titled 'Ignore Prior Failures,' Deputy Kasey Loudermilk just taught HR they can't trust any resume without a polygraph attachment.
Deputy Loudermilk treating background checks like a Tinder date: swipe left on disqualifications and ghost your past police rejections like they never happened.
Some people rinse and repeat mistakes; Kasey tries the 'hide and seek' version with other police departments and surpriseāhe's only excellent at hide.
Source: Themarshallproject | Published: 8/28/2025 | Author: Mark Puente
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