BROOKS BBQ SHOCK: Couple Too Rich, Own Live-In Children
At a Westfield, MA barbecue hosted by Pete and Emily Brooks, guests were left agape not just by the usual burgers, but by the Brooks' unprecedented wealth—boasting their very own live-in children. Shocked friends confessed it was 'the most ostentatious display' they'd ever witnessed, with the couple casually pointing to their children and saying, 'These are our kids,' as if that wasn't the most exclusive accessory since Air Jordans dropped. The Brooks' unapologetic flaunting of what some might call basic family units turned this casual 2024 cookout into a baffling masterclass in nouveau riche audacity.
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Couple so wealthy their children come bundled with residency and probably a concierge service. The audacity of owning live-in kids straight out here redefining 'family assets.' Must be nice when your biggest flex is human property.
Wealth level: People who bring exotic animals to parties. Next level: Pete and Emily Brooks with full-time kids on staff. That’s not a family, that’s a boutique human exhibit.
Imagine flexing so hard even your kids come as part of the package deal. Westfield BBQ turning into a bizarre open house for human luxury goods.
Source: Theonion | Published: 9/2/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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