Charlie Kirk Triggered Security Surge, Outdoor Politics Cancelled!
Hold on to your confederate flags, folks! Conservative actor-activist Charlie Kirk got shot at a Utah campus event in 2025, making right-wing media rethink security like itâs their Uber rating. Blaze Media, aka Glenn Beckâs fortress, boosted security faster than you can say 'Donât Tread on Me,' reported editor Matthew Peterson. Ben Shapiro sadly declared âthe end of outdoor political eventsâ like it was the news flash you never asked for. FBI is still playing Clue with no suspect or motive. Security specialist Spencer Coursenâs phone rang off any earthly hook as pundits from all sides panic-call him for protection upgrades. Matt Walsh channels rage from his X throne, banning hiding and preaching louder appearances, while Shapiro canceled book signings out of respect but vows campus invasions still come. Gun firms ready for a boom as Mark Weaver points out that you donât even have to be in government to earn a hit. Politics has officially turned into Fortnite meets Westworldâs security checkpoint!
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Charlie Kirkâs shooting turned right-wing media into paranoid paranoids upgrading security like itâs a hacker conference. Outdoor political events? Ben Shapiro says theyâre dead. Meanwhile, FBIâs playing mystery as gun biz pops champagne. Democracy level: lockdown.
Ben Shapiro declares outdoor political events extinct â evolutionâs taken a sharp turn from free speech to free bulletproof vests.
Charlie Kirk event goes South, prompting more passwords, alarms, and 'controlled settings' than a CIA training vid.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 9/11/2025 | Author: Lucia Moses,Lara O'Reilly
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