Charlie Kirk Triggered Security Surge, Outdoor Politics Cancelled!

Hold on to your confederate flags, folks! Conservative actor-activist Charlie Kirk got shot at a Utah campus event in 2025, making right-wing media rethink security like it’s their Uber rating. Blaze Media, aka Glenn Beck’s fortress, boosted security faster than you can say 'Don’t Tread on Me,' reported editor Matthew Peterson. Ben Shapiro sadly declared ‘the end of outdoor political events’ like it was the news flash you never asked for. FBI is still playing Clue with no suspect or motive. Security specialist Spencer Coursen’s phone rang off any earthly hook as pundits from all sides panic-call him for protection upgrades. Matt Walsh channels rage from his X throne, banning hiding and preaching louder appearances, while Shapiro canceled book signings out of respect but vows campus invasions still come. Gun firms ready for a boom as Mark Weaver points out that you don’t even have to be in government to earn a hit. Politics has officially turned into Fortnite meets Westworld’s security checkpoint!

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Charlie Kirk’s shooting turned right-wing media into paranoid paranoids upgrading security like it’s a hacker conference. Outdoor political events? Ben Shapiro says they’re dead. Meanwhile, FBI’s playing mystery as gun biz pops champagne. Democracy level: lockdown.

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