Fusion Startup Sells Power Dreams to Italian Energy Giants Eni
In a sizzling plot twist hotter than a Roman summer, a shadowy fusion startup scored a deal with the ancient-but-jawed Italian energy titan Eni. While no double espresso was exchanged in the process, this pact presumably aims to slap a price tag on fusion power — the cosmic unicorn everyone’s been chasing since the 1950s. No dollar figures or timelines leaked yet, because apparently fusion secrets are more guarded than nonna's family pasta recipe. Stay tuned while these energy gladiators joust over who gets to pretend to control the sun, minus the nuclear fallout or awkward celebrity endorsements.
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Fusion startup and Italian energy giant Eni play ‘let’s pretend fusion is ready’ game, because who needs reliable timelines when you can have mind-blowing collaborations that sound like sci-fi soap operas?
Maybe Eni just wants to add 'fusion whisperer' to its LinkedIn profile while we wait for fusion power to actually, you know, fuse.
Fusion power deals with Italian energy companies: where hope meets bureaucracy in an epic pasta-fueled saga of renewable promises.
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 9/22/2025 | Author: Tim De Chant
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