Colombia vs Peru: Amazon River Drama, Drought Edition
In what sounds like a tropical soap opera, Colombia's ONLY Amazon port town is on the verge of river exile thanks to a drought and the Amazon playing musical chairs with its course. This watery border drama with Peru has politicians waving flags harder than a confused football fan, desperately trying to keep tabs on a river that apparently thinks it can ghost an entire town. Locals scramble to adapt like it's the worldās slowest game of survival, all while the riverāthe literal lifelineāis too busy shifting to RSVP on time. The townās fate? More uncertain than your WiFi during a Netflix binge in the jungle.
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Colombiaās Amazon port town is about to get ghosted by the river that keeps it alive. Natureās version of a bad breakup: drought, shifting river, and a border dispute while politicians just wave flags like itāll fix everything.
Imagine relying on the Amazon River for your townās survival and then it decides to pull a Houdini during a drought. Peru and Colombia are now in an awkward water custody battle nobody asked for.
When your townās lifeline is a river that canāt commit to its borders and politicians solve disputes by waving flags like itās a yard sale, you know climate change showed up uninvited to the party.
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/7/2025 | Author: John Otis
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