Colombia vs Peru: Amazon River Drama, Drought Edition
In what sounds like a tropical soap opera, Colombia's ONLY Amazon port town is on the verge of river exile thanks to a drought and the Amazon playing musical chairs with its course. This watery border drama with Peru has politicians waving flags harder than a confused football fan, desperately trying to keep tabs on a river that apparently thinks it can ghost an entire town. Locals scramble to adapt like it's the worldâs slowest game of survival, all while the riverâthe literal lifelineâis too busy shifting to RSVP on time. The townâs fate? More uncertain than your WiFi during a Netflix binge in the jungle.
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Colombiaâs Amazon port town is about to get ghosted by the river that keeps it alive. Natureâs version of a bad breakup: drought, shifting river, and a border dispute while politicians just wave flags like itâll fix everything.
Imagine relying on the Amazon River for your townâs survival and then it decides to pull a Houdini during a drought. Peru and Colombia are now in an awkward water custody battle nobody asked for.
When your townâs lifeline is a river that canât commit to its borders and politicians solve disputes by waving flags like itâs a yard sale, you know climate change showed up uninvited to the party.
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/7/2025 | Author: John Otis
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